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Why Ghengis
Khan would have loved temporary car insurance
The Mongolian overload sat up and look out upon he's vast domain.
Lands stretched beyond the limitations of man as tears ran down his
face. The thought of having no new worlds to conquer repeatedly ran
though his mind.
He felt more alone after each new guest and decided he needed a
change. Something new and exciting to take his mind off of the
hassle of taking over the world. Ghengis Khan called forth his
jester who pranced into his inner sanctum. With a single back flip
and arms stretched out wide the jester declared his retirement,
throw his belled hat on the floor, and walked out. Ghengis Khan
stared stared straight ahead and laughed. After a few moments he
realized the jester had actually quit and was not performing a new
bit. The jester was than promptly killed.
Ghengis Khan sighed and placed his hands into his hands. He advisor
come up beside him and handed him small glass ball. He told him how
he had intended on saving it for his birthday next month, but Khan
seemed so down he figured now was the appropriate time. He continued
to explain that they had stolen it from the apprentice of a great
magician traveling in this land and it has been foretold that any
who gaze upon the spherical beauty will see the future. Ghengis Khan
turned the crystal sphere in his hand. He held it up to his right
eye and was immediately transported to the year 2020.
Space cars flew all around him in every direction. Dogs were talking
on cell phones as cats did long division from the rooftops of
building. A car pulled up him front of him and from inside a women
shot out. The car folded in on itself until it fit perfectly into
her pocket. The women smiled weakly at Ghengis Khan who turned to
watch the her leave. He followed her into an office where they were
greeted by an albino midget on stilts wearing a sombrero and singing
old delta blues songs. They women and midget exchanged pleasantries
as Ghengis Khan's turned and ran back out into the street. His arms
flailing above his head, Khan wove in and out of traffic until a
space car slammed into his chest. Khan was thrown to the floor as
screams of horror echoed out from the gathering crowds. They then
pointed and laughed at his clothes and odd smell.
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The man who hit Ghengis Kahn folded up his car and walked over. He
explained how lucky he was to be coming back from getting some
temporary car insurance from
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Otherwise he would have had to keep on driving.
So the next time someone asks you why Ghengis Khan would have loved
temporary car insurance more than pumpkin pie, you will know the
answer. He is stuck in the future and received a very nice
settlement thanks to temporary car insurance.
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