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Why Ghengis Khan would have loved temporary car insurance

The Mongolian overload sat up and look out upon he's vast domain. Lands stretched beyond the limitations of man as tears ran down his face. The thought of having no new worlds to conquer repeatedly ran though his mind.

He felt more alone after each new guest and decided he needed a change. Something new and exciting to take his mind off of the hassle of taking over the world. Ghengis Khan called forth his jester who pranced into his inner sanctum. With a single back flip and arms stretched out wide the jester declared his retirement, throw his belled hat on the floor, and walked out. Ghengis Khan stared stared straight ahead and laughed. After a few moments he realized the jester had actually quit and was not performing a new bit. The jester was than promptly killed.

Ghengis Khan sighed and placed his hands into his hands. He advisor come up beside him and handed him small glass ball. He told him how he had intended on saving it for his birthday next month, but Khan seemed so down he figured now was the appropriate time. He continued to explain that they had stolen it from the apprentice of a great magician traveling in this land and it has been foretold that any who gaze upon the spherical beauty will see the future. Ghengis Khan turned the crystal sphere in his hand. He held it up to his right eye and was immediately transported to the year 2020.

Space cars flew all around him in every direction. Dogs were talking on cell phones as cats did long division from the rooftops of building. A car pulled up him front of him and from inside a women shot out. The car folded in on itself until it fit perfectly into her pocket. The women smiled weakly at Ghengis Khan who turned to watch the her leave. He followed her into an office where they were greeted by an albino midget on stilts wearing a sombrero and singing old delta blues songs. They women and midget exchanged pleasantries as Ghengis Khan's turned and ran back out into the street. His arms flailing above his head, Khan wove in and out of traffic until a space car slammed into his chest. Khan was thrown to the floor as screams of horror echoed out from the gathering crowds. They then pointed and laughed at his clothes and odd smell.

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The man who hit Ghengis Kahn folded up his car and walked over. He explained how lucky he was to be coming back from getting some temporary car insurance from this site.  Otherwise he would have had to keep on driving.

So the next time someone asks you why Ghengis Khan would have loved temporary car insurance more than pumpkin pie, you will know the answer. He is stuck in the future and received a very nice settlement thanks to temporary car insurance.
 

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